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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Oh My God It's a Vlog It's Going to Eat Me Oh My God Oh Wait No It Just Wants to Cuddle

I just watched my video blog on The Chin Scratcher from a while ago and it was mortifying. It was really very bad, and I'm embarrassed that I ever gave birth to it.

Then I was struck by a totally radical idea--why not make a vlog for The Nerd Archives to make up for the embarrassing one on The Chin Scratcher? It would be bigger, better, and like ninety billion times cooler.

If I was to make a vlog for my precious Nerd Archives babies, what should it be about? Should it be a ninety-minute rant on my stance on abortion? A reading of The Lorax and The Butter Battle in French? An instructional video on baking cup cakes? Or it could be like a sex video--three hours of footage of me bench-pressing with no shirt on or shaving my legs in the bathtub.

So I need you guys to tell me, by comment/e-mail/telegraph, what I should make my vlog about?

In the Sun, by She & Him

Cheers,
That Blond Guy

9 people secretly have a crush on me:

Kassandrah said...

VLOG ABOUT ME.
THEN I'LL VLOG ABOUT YOU!

I'd ask you if you want to be my pen pal but I think if I write you letters I'll just sound like an idiot.

Kassandrah said...

I also want to see three hours of bench pressing with no shirt on.

Kindros said...

^ that.

Mischief Managed said...

^^THIS.
Oh yeah, and I would like you to at least give me an honorable mention somewhere in the blog... I am your fiance, after all.

Shenge said...

Do the push-up video... but do ONE HANDED push-ups... hot.

Boyd said...

Oh please, please allow us to hear your glorious voice!

Jillian said...

My word. Don't post a vlog of you doing bench presses with no shirt on or I shall feel like a complete pedophile.

Amuse us, that's all I ask.

Mandy Thomas said...

You should probably start off with some with jokes. The funny kind, though.
Then give us a twirl and continue on with your topic of choice.

Eeshie said...

I don't know, just do what you're doing here...in video form...

You're allowed to slap me cause that was a pretty dumb idea....