I know, I know. It's bad. It's not original or even remotely amusing. It's also insufferably lengthy, which is the result of my tendency to stare off distractedly in the distance mid-sentence.
But it's the best I can do for now, especially because I only speak a limited amount of English. Usually I have a translator who writes my posts for me. His name is Richard. He's Vietnamese. Nice guy and everything--he has a cat.
Like I said, it's really long, so feel free to fastforward, fall asleep, or not watch it at all.
It makes me hot when you click on this link.
Cheers,
That Blond Guy
Friday, January 14, 2011
No Matter What You Do--Vlogs Always End Up Mortifyingly Awkward
Posted by That Blond Guy at 2:11 PM
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17 people secretly have a crush on me:
OH THIS IS EXCITING OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T EVEN CLICKED ON THE LINK YET AND I'M ALL EXCITED WRITING IN CAPS AND STUFF
WELL. My verdict is:
I like the random things that you feel the need to show everybody and your accent and the subtle U2 in the background and your fascinating musings
:D
way better than I could ever do haha
:O
I need that monkey...
(I watched up until the part with the monkey, saw the monkey, got excited, decided to leave a comment relating to the monkey, and will now resume watching)
HAHA! I liked it! Yes, I could tell it was awkward, but there were times where I actually laughed out loud (Well, I had to stifle it by covering my mouth, but I was making little noises).
My favorite parts:
- Anything with the monkey. That was from NEW YORK CITY :D
- "There's a snake in mah boot. I know there is, Woody. I can see it. It's very small."
- (On plastic slinkies) "They're posers. Which is bad."
- The end where you start making weird faces involving your eyebrows
MAKE. MORE!
Ah the first face (other than my family) I've seen for 5 days! I'm glad to see someone is still alive out there. I've been snowed in as well... I must say it was an entertaining 8 minutes and a confession...I'm obsessed with my slinky as well...and I'm not even in high school I've already graduated...shhh...
I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
WORDS CAN NOT EVEN EXPRESS.
THAT PART WHERE YOU SAID "THOSE SLINKIES ARE POSERS" OH MY GOD.
:D
I have your monkey's cousin... meaning I have the blue version of the monkey that I got in Las Vegas.
So it's the gambling version of your monkey.
THAT WAS AWESOME. AWESOMELY HILARIOUS. AND AWESOME. AND STUFF.
Hmm, ought to take off capslock...but seriously, that made me laugh nearly continuously for the entire 8 minutes and 7 seconds it lasted. Like, picture unusual amounts of laughter, coming out of my face, the entire time.
Please vlog again!!
It's kind of awkward... but I think it's still funny! Hahaha.... Thanks for sharing those books.. kinda interest me... and you making faces were funny.
OMG its you!!
:)
very nice, although I always imagined that you would look like your avatar, animated image and all.
You are HYSTERICAL! No matter how awkward you are, you will always be funny. Don't screw up and become one of those people that have really monotone voices and 20 cats. Okay? Keep being funny.
this was good :D i saw all of it and liked it loads. especially your super cool slinky and Woody key chain. and the John Lennon's nose thing. i got excited and told my mum about you, and she said 'awww how nice'.
so yes i'm glad i spent 8 minutes of my life watching you.
Kay: WHY THANK YOU, MUCH APPRECIATED.
Eeshie: You can get the little monkey! You should, so our little monkeys can have tea parties with little cakes!
I made little noises while I was watching the video too, but for me it's because I'm a victim of asthsma.
Lane: No one can be too old for slinkies--they're timeless. Actually, they're not, and it's really creepy that I love my slinky so much. But it's nice to imagine that they're timeless.
I remember you from when I started The Nerd Archives a year ago! My first followers were so supportive--thanks for sticking around.
Kassandrah: RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BABES. I love you like socially awkward grade schoolers named Davis love origami.
Bookish.Spazz: Ha, awesome!
Boyd: Thanks--that means a lot to me. I hope to vlog again--my video camera is such a bitter critic, though, he's giving me a complex.
Kamila: Thanks!
Smokey_Cat: OMG it's me!
Mischief Managed: You're the best follower in the whole wide world! Thanks so much!
Furree Katt: Hee hee, thanks for reading!
Wow I can't believe you remember me ha. I went through a time forever ago where I was tired of following people and just deleted everyone and I was blog surfing the other day when I saw your name and immediately remembered you. Your blog has always made me laugh out loud.I admire how well you can put your humor into text.
i lolled at the Woody toy thing. :]
there's a snake in my boot~
You are silly, I love it! Haha I tried vlogging and not only had too many technical issues, but I also found it awkward and weird, so I didn't post it lol. Kudos to you for posting though :)
- Lexa Be
P.S. I'm glad you liked that wish post of mine :) It made me smile when I read your comment.
Nice and random
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