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Friday, July 29, 2011

A Blogging Survey Named Nicolai

TO SPECIFY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STUPID HEADS, THIS BLOGGING SURVEY IS TO BE COMPLETED ON YOUR BLOG!!! NOT IN THE COMMENT BOX!!!

1) Please state your name for the record?

2) If you were a penguin, on the other hand, what do you think your name would be? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

3) Would you consider your ears to be smaller than average, average, larger than average, or freakishly large?

4) Are you more of a Beatles or an Elvis fan? (If you answer the latter, please proceed to go set yourself on fire and then die in a hole.)

5) Have you ever killed anyone? If so, did you do it with your bare hands?

6) If you could use any fruit to describe the size and shape of your head, what fruit would you use?

7) Is there any famous person you'd go gay for? Please state their name. This question is, of course, purely for academic purposes.

8) If you had the choice, would you rather go to space, meet Paul McCartney, scuba dive in the Pacific Ocean, or sleep with Carmen Electra?

9) How long have you had your blog? What made you start one?

10) What is your weirdest phobia?

11) Do you believe in God?

12) If you could start a collab. blog with any four bloggers, which ones would you do it with?

13) If you were trapped on a desert island with the same four bloggers you mentioned in the last question, which one would you eat first? With which one would you procreate?

14) What's your favourite 80's movie?

15) What kind of music do you listen to?

16) Imagine that you open your bedroom closet one day and suddenly a portal opens up. You can't see what is at the end of the portal, but there is a totoro inside it motioning you to follow him. Would you go inside, even if it might mean you'll never come back?

17) If you're a woman, do you find facial hair on men attractive? If you're a man, do you find facial hair on woman attractive?

18) Do you like babies?

19) What's the most violent thing you've ever done to an inanimate object?

20) What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

21) Do you think the world will end in 2012?

22) Have you enjoyed this survey? Be honest, now.

23) Are you following The Nerd Archives? If not, DO YOURSELF THE FAVOUR OF DOING SO NOW.

I'm tagging everyone who reads this post with this survey. I also call to attention the new poll on the right sidebar. I'd also like to congratulate Bookish.Spazz for probably being my only follower who has completed the homework assignment, which can ALSO be found on the right sidebar. You can all learn from her. Bitches.

I'm also super-excited to say that PeaceLoveandSharpies put up my drawings on the Tribute to Doodlers page on her blog. And that's great, because now you guys can go look at them and then come back and tell me how much you love them! Isn't that fantastic?

Also, my beard is gaining some volume now and is starting to get insufferably itchy. I was worried that even though I've been working on it for a couple of weeks now, it would still be invisible because I'm so blonde. Fortunately, it's starting to turn red. Which is awesome, because now you can see it and I look way older. I just went to Yoforia and got hit on by the cashier who was at least eight years older than me and absolutely gorgeous. For realz. And this happened even though I was wearing my favourite Cookie Monster t-shirt. I wish I was joking about the t-shirt. I'm not, though. I'm wearing it right now.

I saw the last Harry Potter movie just a few hours ago, so you guys should know what this means. I, being LITERALLY the biggest Harry Potter fan on the blogosphere, am preparing myself to go on the longest, angriest Harry Potter rant you have ever witnessed. Brace yourselves, and don't bring any babies with you to the next post. I'm scared about what might happen to them.

Cheers,
That Blond Guy

18 people secretly have a crush on me:

Katie said...

1) Please state your name for the record? Katherine, I go by Katie.

2) If you were a penguin, on the other hand, what do you think your name would be? Hypothetically speaking, of course. Rolly Polly Ollie.

3) Would you consider your ears to be smaller than average, average, larger than average, or freakishly large? Quite average, thank you very much.

4) Are you more of a Beatles or an Elvis fan? (If you answer the latter, please proceed to go set yourself on fire and then die in a hole.) THE BEATLES.

5) Have you ever killed anyone? If so, did you do it with your bare hands? I've actually used my teeth the few times it's been forced that far.

6) If you could use any fruit to describe the size and shape of your head, what fruit would you use? A kiwi.

7) Is there any famous person you'd go gay for? Please state their name. This question is, of course, purely for academic purposes. Let me think about this one.

8) If you had the choice, would you rather go to space, meet Paul McCartney, scuba dive in the Pacific Ocean, or sleep with Carmen Electra? Paul McCartney, for sure.

9) How long have you had your blog? What made you start one? Two years last May. My parents made me get one because it was nearing the end of the school year and I didn't have any work left to do.

10) What is your weirdest phobia? I loath people touching my head.

11) Do you believe in God? Heck yes.

12) If you could start a collab. blog with any four bloggers, which ones would you do it with? Jillian, Rebecca, Ben, and, uhh, YOU.

13) If you were trapped on a desert island with the same four bloggers you mentioned in the last question, which one would you eat first? With which one would you procreate? Pass.

14) What's your favourite 80's movie? Top Gun.

15) What kind of music do you listen to? Right now, I really like the Juno soundtrack.

16) Imagine that you open your bedroom closet one day and suddenly a portal opens up. You can't see what is at the end of the portal, but there is a totoro inside it motioning you to follow him. Would you go inside, even if it might mean you'll never come back? Of course.

17) If you're a woman, do you find facial hair on men attractive? If you're a man, do you find facial hair on woman attractive? I think it depends on the man and the type of facial hair.

18) Do you like babies? Only if I'm not responsible for them.

19) What's the most violent thing you've ever done to an inanimate object? Thrown it across the room.

20) What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? My male cousin asked me if I wore a bra. Seriously, he's the nosiest person I know.

21) Do you think the world will end in 2012? I do not.

22) Have you enjoyed this survey? Be honest, now. I actually I have. Weirdly enough I really like surveys like this.

23) Are you following The Nerd Archives? If not, DO YOURSELF THE FAVOUR OF DOING SO NOW. What do you think? Of course I am. DUH.

Anna said...

1) Please state your name for the record? Anna

2) If you were a penguin, on the other hand, what do you think your name would be? Hypothetically speaking, of course. Flora. Don't ask me to explain why :P

3) Would you consider your ears to be smaller than average, average, larger than average, or freakishly large? Meh, average.

4) Are you more of a Beatles or an Elvis fan? (If you answer the latter, please proceed to go set yourself on fire and then die in a hole.) Oh dear god, are you really asking this question. BEATLES!

5) Have you ever killed anyone? If so, did you do it with your bare hands? One person. With a plunger.

6) If you could use any fruit to describe the size and shape of your head, what fruit would you use? A pomegranate

7) Is there any famous person you'd go gay for? Please state their name. This question is, of course, purely for academic purposes. Alexa Chung. No wait, Daisy Lowe. They're both sexy.

8) If you had the choice, would you rather go to space, meet Paul McCartney, scuba dive in the Pacific Ocean, or sleep with Carmen Electra? MEET PAUL MCCARTNEY. (can I marry him afterwards?)

9) How long have you had your blog? What made you start one? Hm, I've had it since January this year, but I went on a 3 month hiatus, so
since April really. I'm not sure why, kind of just a spur of the moment thing. Plus I hate writing in journals because I feel psychopathic.

10) What is your weirdest phobia? I'm terrified of talking to guys.

11) Do you believe in God? Sure do.

12) If you could start a collab. blog with any four bloggers, which ones would you do it with? Hazel from Pablo's Angel, v from the Half Baked Music Snob, Lex from the lexical gap, and Rebecca from Life of an Ordinary Girl.

13) If you were trapped on a desert island with the same four bloggers you mentioned in the last question, which one would you eat first? Er...Hazel? With which one would you procreate? Rebecca?

14) What's your favourite 80's movie? Definitely Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I love too many 80s movies though.

15) What kind of music do you listen to? Indie/alternative rock. Mostly British. Arctic Monkeys, The Smiths, The Strokes, blah blah blah.

16) Imagine that you open your bedroom closet one day and suddenly a portal opens up. You can't see what is at the end of the portal, but there is a totoro inside it motioning you to follow him. Would you go inside, even if it might mean you'll never come back? HELL YES.

17) If you're a woman, do you find facial hair on men attractive? If you're a man, do you find facial hair on woman attractive? Nope. Sowwy :P

18) Do you like babies? Meh, I love them until they cry though.

19) What's the most violent thing you've ever done to an inanimate object? Broke it up into little pieces and threw it into the fire place. Yeah, I'm BA.

20) What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Hm...I messed up really badly playing piano in front of a Christmas service at church with 1000 people watching.

21) Do you think the world will end in 2012? YA! Lol, no.

22) Have you enjoyed this survey? Be honest, now. Yeah, it was fun. My answers were lame though.

23) Are you following The Nerd Archives? If not, DO YOURSELF THE FAVOUR OF DOING SO NOW. What the hell is Nerd Archives? :P

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

My response was apparently too big to post here, so I posted it (HAH first post too!) at a new "lol here's my thoughts and opinions" blog I just now created.

I didn't create it for YOUUUU, m'man, it just seemed like now was a good time to do so. Hell, might as well...

Bookish.Spazz said...

Hooray for surveys! I'll post it on my blog ASAP.

AND, yesss. As of yet no one is as awesome as I am. This is almost as awesome as this one time in my AP English class when I was the only person who did the vocabulary assignment. The teacher asked everyone to pass up their papers and I literally was the only person to pass mine in out of a class of 25.
Of course, during class everyone was giving me the stank eye and calling me a nerd, which is ironic because we're all nerds for being in an AP class in the first place.

Congradulations on your beard! Did you know that guys with beards have a higher likelihood of getting laid? My friend James (before he was in a serious relationship) would get laid ALL THE TIME. No joke. And he would always do beer runs whenever there were parties because he never got carded. Needless to say he was just all around awesome before he got his girlfriend (who is a notorious bitch that HATES all of his friends).

You didn't like Harry Potter? :( It could have been better, but I thought the cinematography was brilliant.

JayJay said...

1. Jaime though JJ or Jay are both fine.

2. Eloise P. Southy

3. My ears are the size they choose to be which, at present, is rather small.

4. The Beatles, of course.

5. I decline to answer this questions until I know your clearance levels.

6. Hmm...is a pineapple a fruit? Odd shaped and spiky...

7. Zooey Deschanel or Katee Sackoff

8. Go into space...especially if cylons are attacking.

9. A couple of years but only seriously blogging since NaNoWrimmo last year.

10. Jelly. Or any food that wobbles. (Seriously)

11. No.

12. I honestly don't know. Everyone I follow seem to be so talented but I guess Zombies Everywhere, Lemons Don't Make Lemonade, Bouncin' Barb and A Beer for the Shower.

13. How did you know that I am descended from cannibals?

14. Labyrinth and the Dark Crystal.

15. A little of everything though my current obsession seems to be bluegrass and classic blues. This will change soon enough.

16. Yes, but only because there was a totoro there.

17. Depends on how much facial hair. ZZ Top is too much but some is good.

18. Human babies? They're funny. It depends on whether I'm feeling maternal .

19. Well I've cut firewood etc. I guess that's pretty violent.

20. The list is far too long but omse glorious moments include me flashing a crowd accidentally and having a turkey poop on me during a speech.

21.It depends on what you mean by end...actually no it doesn't. Of course it isn't going to end, we've yet to face the zombie apocalypse.

22. It was fun. A great way to spend the Sunday afternoon.

23. Why yes I am. :)

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

1) Please state your name for the record?
Hamza Bin Ladin

2) If you were a penguin, on the other hand, what do you think your name would be? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
"Mumble"

3) Would you consider your ears to be smaller than average, average, larger than average, or freakishly large?
AVERAGE!

4) Are you more of a Beatles or an Elvis fan? (If you answer the latter, please proceed to go set yourself on fire and then die in a hole.)
BEATLES!

5) Have you ever killed anyone? If so, did you do it with your bare hands?
Yes. Many times.

6) If you could use any fruit to describe the size and shape of your head, what fruit would you use?
"Papaya"

7) Is there any famous person you'd go gay for? Please state their name. This question is, of course, purely for academic purposes.
Lady Gaga=D

8) If you had the choice, would you rather go to space, meet Paul McCartney, scuba dive in the Pacific Ocean, or sleep with Carmen Electra?
SLEEP WITH CARMEN!

9) How long have you had your blog? What made you start one?
Six months. Reading some cool blogs inspired me to make one myself.

10) What is your weirdest phobia?
Swallowing chewing gum; I cry when I do. It's pretty ODD.

11) Do you believe in God?
YES.

12) If you could start a collab. blog with any four bloggers, which ones would you do it with?
No idea.But it would be Furree Katt, Maryam, Ezazi and Asif.

13) If you were trapped on a desert island with the same four bloggers you mentioned in the last question, which one would you eat first? With which one would you procreate?
-I'll eat Asif, No response to the latter part of the question=D

14) What's your favourite 80's movie?
The Naked Gun

15) What kind of music do you listen to?
Top charters. And anything with sensible lyrics=D

rose said...

1) Rose Isobel Teller

2) I am a penguin, so, I know for a fact what my name would be. (please see above)

3)Smaller. They're about the size of a coin.

4) A beatles fan. I am a huge beatles fan.

5) I once crashed the car into an old man in his car. He yelled at me until I cried, and told me I nearly killed him.

6) A grape. My head looks exactly like a green grape.

7) if isabel lucas asked, i'd probably go there

8) meet Paul Mccartney everytime. I haven't scuba dived, but i did snorkel in the pacific ocean, on the great barrier reef and not that i've met him, but it's no sir paul. He is such a GFILF. grand father I'd...

9) one year and like, 2 days. I can't remember why, I don't think i've ever had anything particularly interesting to say

10) birds at an uncomfortably close distance. They're fine when they stay out of my way but if I think they're too close I freak the fuck out.

11) No, but I don't believe there isn't a god either. I'm agnostic but I sort of don't believe in religion. Because I think if there was a god, they wouldn't sweat all the small stuff that most religions say that they do. I respect people who do have strong belief in God, though, because when I was little I always wished I could believe in God, but even at like age 8 I was never able to.

12) I probably wouldn't mind with anyone that I follow.

13)I would have to eat whoever was the fattest first, hopefully they would last until the rest of us were rescued and no further lives would have to be lost.

I'd have to wait to see who emerged as the alpha male of the new island society and probably procreate with them.

14) Ferris Buellers Day Off, or, The Breakfast Club. Also, Dead Poets Society (I think that was like '89, so, still 80's?)

15) I love the Beatles and almost all of their solo work, at the moment I am very into Wings. I also love Bob Dylan, Crowded House, Cat Stevens, Tracy Chapman, The Kooks, The Drums, Florence & the Machine, Mumford & Sons, Boy & Bear, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Angus & Julia Stone, Regina Spektor, The Rolling Stones, Queen, I like some David Bowie, Temper Trap, Gypsy & The Cat, Cloud Control, Jamie T, Josh Pyke, Meat Loaf, Paul Kelly, REM, Washington, Van Morrison... this could go on for so long.

16)I had to google what a totoro was, and they don't look trustworthy so no, i'd close my wardrobe.

17) No, i do not. I find i creepy. i actually think Paul Mccartney has been the only man in the history of the world to pull off facial hair and i am NOT referring to Porn Star mustache he was sporting on the album cover of Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

18) Some, but, like birds, at a safe distance.

19) probably strangling, I've strangled a few inanimate objects that didn't deserve it.

20) The car crash from question 5 was pretty embarrassing. Everyone at school thought it was pretty hilarious.

21) Yes, so I've invested in a cold war style bomb shelter for my house. My family refused to chip in so come 2012, they are not welcome inside my fortress. But actually, no, i don't

22) Oh, it was a whale of a time.

23) I am, i am.

dirtycowgirl said...

1) Jane, but I get called things like bitch and cunt a lot.
2) I'd rather be a shark.
3) Average. Well they fit my head quite nicely.
4) Neither. But if it's a matter of life or death. . . nah, I'd rather die.
5) I cannot answer this on the grounds of self incrimination, especailly since you now know my real name. Plus if I did I would have to kill you and a) your readers might not like that b) there is no room for any more bodies in the basement.
6) A green apple. I am hungover, not sure about the shape but the colour seems apt. Can I get a bonus point because my tits resemble melons ?
7) Angelina Jolie. I hear she's nasty.
8) Space. Always wanted to do that, but I'll take the McCartney option if I can borrow a 6x3ft space in your basement ? Although he's not very big is he - 5x2 ought to be enough.
9) 7 Months. Because the world should hear me roar. Actually I honestly thought it would just be friends who read it, I'm quite impressed with myself for the amount of followers/ views I have now, considering it has no theme other then me waffling on about shit.
10) No weird ones. Heights - did a skydive to try and get over it. Jumped out of a plane from 14000 feet, still can't change a lightbulb if it involves using a ladder.
11) No.
12) Gratuitous Violet, Flipaul, Bizzlovski & I Hate Everything. That was a tough choioce to make because there are many more bloggers I love. And stalk.
13) I'd eat Flip - 'cos he's yummy and procreate with with Bizz. We would have foul mouthed babies.
14) 9 1/2 weeks. Never let Kim Bassinger sit on your face - look what happened to Mickey Rourkes.
15) Allsorts.
16) Yes. Better then not going and wondering what might've been in there.
17) A little. But NOT full on beard and tache. Urghhhhh.
18) Well I had one - a long time ago. Nowadays as long as they are sleeping.
19) Not answering. Again re self incrimination.
20) I have so many things I could answer to this. All would require telling a story and a lot are things my son did/said to/about me. Maybe I'll write a post about them sometime, too much for here.
21) No.
22) So much that I am sat in a puddle.
23) No, I'm stalking you.

That Blond Guy said...

Guys, I love you, believe me. But you're supposed to complete these ON YOUR OWN BLOGS. Then you tag people who you'd like to complete the survey, and then they do it and tag the people they think should complete the survey.

Sometimes all of you are so silly.

Boyd said...

Dayum...blogger n00bs don't know how to survey, ehh??

OK, enough of that. I completed your assignment!! I think...I know I commented to Bookish.Spazz, anyway...and definitely one other person...close enough though!!

I'm so looking forward to this survey. I'm gonna answer it HARD, so it knows how passionate I am about doing it. Yeah.

Kassandrah said...

I was gonna try and be funny and post it in your comment box, but some stupid heads already beat me to it and now the idea seems lame.

Lexa Be said...

I believe I did this on my blog, but I could be wrong... *shrug* I showed your edition to my boyfriend and he laughed the entire time. He'll probably secretly stalk your blog now, just so you know.

- Lexa Be

L. said...

Can I get a homework pass? Blogger is being a silly banana and it won't let me comment on some blogs. It works on yours, but not on any others. I hate not completing a homework assignment, but sometimes you just need to know when to tap out. Right?

L. said...

I BEAT THE SYSTEM!!! WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND FINISHED THE HOMEWORK????!!!


THIS KID!!!


WHAT??!!


Okay, I'm done. Sorry, I just feel like I accomplished something with my weekend.

That Blond Guy said...

Boyd: Aint dat right.

Thank you so much! That means you, L, and Bookish.Spazz are the only ones who have done it. I'm really thinking of giving you both awards for that. Now hurry up and answer my Nicolai survey!

P.S. Was that a sexual pun? I couldn't QUITE tell.

Kassandrah: Well, yeah, it is lame. Great to see you back!

Lexa Be: You couldn't have! I just wrote it a couple of days ago, silly!

Jen: Um, I don't know. Oh! You! Now I get it.

And thanks for doing the homework assignment. Here, have a hug. Now go complete my blogging survey!

LoneIslander said...

I think I would like to challenge you on your claim to being the biggest Potter fan on the blogosphere. But regardless, I can't wait to see your take on the film which I was grinding my teeth through the entire duration.

*V* said...

I have done this on my own blog. Bam. Swag.

Bloody Sweet said...

Don't worry,I speak a little english. You talk about this picture ? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qS3VXQQptyI/TMFljoG9C3I/AAAAAAAAAAU/x0cJpbwHS74/S220/tumblr_l7pfe1814r1qdtl9so1_500_large.jpg
I don't remember where I found it, but there's a lot of pictures with this little character on the net, he is called "Danbo" =)