Monday, January 16, 2012

Welcoming Message for Those of You Who Are Stupid Heads

Hello! Welcome to The Nerd Archives! Unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask you to turn your ass right back around and go back to wherever you came from.

I am saying this because The Nerd Archives is no longer in existence. Well, it technically is, clearly. But it's not. This is more like a museum of sorts. Except it's my museum, so there are no grubby little children allowed and people who talk too much get shot on the spot.

Despite the fact that I ended this blog several months ago, it continues to get more traffic than my other blog, Yesterday Upon the Stair, which I still maintain.

This irritates me.

I have consequently decided to post a welcome message in which I direct you to either my other blog, Yesterday Upon the Stair, or my web comic, The Toble Chronicles, and invite you to go there instead of crashing here like a bunch of drunk hippies with no place to go.

I do very much miss The Nerd Archives and the community built up around it, but I'm no sooner going to bring it back to life than shave my head. And that's not gonna happen.

But for those of you wondering, I thought I might say this because I miss whining on this blog. The girl? Still not happening yet. I finally got her to give me her number, but it was a bogus number. Apparently that was totally by accident, but she didn't know her number off the top of her head, so I still don't have it.

I don't think she likes me. Which makes me sad. But I'm damn well going to try one last time before I just give up. I've assigned someone as my wing man, so at least I can make a total fool of myself if all else goes wrong. Because if I haven't made a total fool of myself by the time this whole ordeal is over, I haven't succeeded.

I got a Deathly Hallows necklace off eBay. It's pretty dope. Oh! And I joined the musical. Hairspray. I'm one of the Nicest Kids in Town.

I miss you guys! And if you're here because you typed something into the search bar like "XXX porn nerd guy" or "aquarium penis pictures"...I don't even know what to tell you. Get a girlfriend. Or a job. Jesus. Just have some decency.

That Blond Guy

37 people secretly have a crush on me:

Anna said...

It's embarrassing how excited I got when I saw a new post from this blog. I thought "OMGOMG MAYBE HE'S CHANGED HIS MIND AND DECIDED TO GRACE US WITH HIS PRESENCE AGAIN".

No such luck. Blah. STOP TEASING US.

Gabi said...

I got extremely excited for about five seconds when I saw a post. Then I cried bitter tears, but no big deal.
Good luck with the girl :D Keep working on it.
Hairspray is a really fun play to do.
Your defunct blog is the first google result for aquarium penis pictures, by the way. Just so you know.
(Sorry for commenting on the museum. I'm done here.)

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RainboRevolver said...

Unfair. We still miss you, although you do write delightful poetry...

RainboRevolver said...

Unfair. We still miss you, although you do write delightful poetry...

Boyd said...

My mom actually alerted me to this post, without mentioning that it wasn't a real, fresh post. I was happy, although I still am that you posted at all! For some reason your other blog doesn't appear in my newsfeed as much.

Anyway, we miss you. And whatnot.

Kassandrah said...

I'd just like to tell you that you've broken my heart with this post.

L. said...

I don't get posts from your other blog which is suspicious because I am subscribed to it. And I miss you. I miss your sarcasm. And your utter discombobulatory way of writing. It made my head hurt, in a good way!
And Christopher, I feel your pain on the girl/guy front. I'm in the same boat man, and man does it suck.
I miss you buddy, je t'aime, and hopefully I'll see you soon, somewhere on the interwebz!
Love and kisses,

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

The hell? I leave for a coupla months and you go and close up this fine museum of nerdness?

Well, hmph...I'll just have to follow you on your two other blogs then.

I shall leave THIS blog with a harrumph and a fine how-to-do then!

Indeed? Indeed!

dirtycowgirl said...

Hi Christopher,

I have to remove some blogs from my 'followed' list, as you are no longer posting here this is going to be one of them.

I am saving it in a list in my browser, but it's not like I'm going to check all the time - so if you do ever decide to revive this mebe leave a comment on my blog so I know to come back ???

Cheers :)

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