tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post1976074715122150828..comments2023-10-02T04:20:05.483-07:00Comments on The Nerd Archives: As I Bit Into the Sweet Nectarine, I Appreciated its Crisp Juiciness--Until I Realized It Was Not in Fact a Nectarine--But a HUMAN HEAD!!!That Blond Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13099893065319912356noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-23293248689778445532011-05-05T13:24:19.193-07:002011-05-05T13:24:19.193-07:00Wow.
This was so...out there. You know? It was j...Wow. <br /><br />This was so...out there. You know? It was just crazy, bouncing off the walls and pulling pranks on innocent people. I thoroughly enjoyed it.<br /><br />I'd comment on every bit and bob that I enjoyed, but that will take me way too long, since I liked pretty much everything.<br /><br />Did you know that your blog is one of my favorites? If you stopped blogging, I think I'd be depressed. No joke. Your blog brightens my day, and it's a really fantastic blog. You should know that. <br /><br />Anyway. Congrats on 100 FOLLOWERS!Eeshiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369334711205304909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-56844849578251648212011-05-04T22:24:40.746-07:002011-05-04T22:24:40.746-07:00Hens can't cock-a-doodle-do. Yeah, that's ...Hens can't cock-a-doodle-do. Yeah, that's right, I'm totally onto you and your so called real life stories. This must mean that you don't live near a Waffle House either. For a few minutes I was really jealous.chelseahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17333127349852310505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-72403813501511738662011-05-04T15:58:08.514-07:002011-05-04T15:58:08.514-07:00ffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-67763458730094966742011-05-04T14:07:45.104-07:002011-05-04T14:07:45.104-07:00Victoria: I actually did meet Tom Hanks. That part...Victoria: I actually did meet Tom Hanks. That part was real. Yeah, he and I are pretty much tight. And thank you!<br /><br />Tegan: Yes yes. BOOM.<br /><br />Boyd: Yes, I said, "Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks." And he said, "Sure thing, son."<br /><br />It's actually pretty easy. I just stay here and a bunch of alien ambassadors and advisors and stuff come here to take my orders and they enforce them off in space and wield a small amount of political power. Quite simple, really.<br /><br />Bookish.Spzz: Spin what? Dreidels? Yeah, I'm okay at those.<br /><br />Gabi: I'm quite jealous of those fabulous ear rings of yours. I'm for real, girlfriend. Those things are just too cute!<br /><br />Vice Versa: Thanks! I actually had the exact same reaction, because I have such bad short term memory I had forgotten what I had written a minute after writing it.<br /><br />Ginger Girl: Me too!<br /><br />Take-home final? Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose?<br /><br />ed: Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE weird.<br /><br />The Militant Working Boy: It's been in hiding. The Nerd Archives is really coy. You have to set out a trail of fruit loops leading from its hiding place to the bedroom and wait for it to crawl out of hiding in the semi-darkness.<br /><br />Sarah: I LOVE YOU TOO!That Blond Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13099893065319912356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-13333365629406711842011-05-04T00:02:50.921-07:002011-05-04T00:02:50.921-07:00Haha, oh my God. I love you!
<3Haha, oh my God. I love you!<br /><3Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10248245000366701963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-25684086448649214832011-05-03T21:27:19.303-07:002011-05-03T21:27:19.303-07:00Where has this blog been all my life?Where has this blog been all my life?The Militant Working Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15533288599729243109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-52659040764648769292011-05-03T16:16:04.137-07:002011-05-03T16:16:04.137-07:00you have a weird train of thoughtyou have a weird train of thoughtedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08257653333271259761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-49789909395275686812011-05-02T08:26:06.719-07:002011-05-02T08:26:06.719-07:00I totally thought the whole thing was legit till t...I totally thought the whole thing was legit till the part about Toby/Kevin being gone and the chicken being in his place... Haha I'm so gullible sometimes... I ought to go start on my take home final..... but I so don't want to. *sigh*Gabshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01461806151669407594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-77918380533175015152011-05-02T02:48:52.576-07:002011-05-02T02:48:52.576-07:00So these are my EXACT reactions to this story:
me...So these are my EXACT reactions to this story:<br /><br />meets girl at bookstore: AWW how cutee! i hope this is like a romantic comedy and they fall in love and live happily ever after! (yes, i am a hopeless romantic, but only in movies and stories. don't judge)<br /><br />said he has no friends: hmm.. wait a minute! he just said that the girl went to the same school as a friend of his!<br /><br />Looking for food: mmmn I want Panera bread.<br /><br />Offers little kid ride: How nice of him!<br /><br />little kid accepts: what the hell, little kid! you're not supposed to accept rides from strangers!<br /><br />hears little kid's story: aww poor thing.He's had a tough life.<br /><br />Kevin/Toby: well, he did say this story was going to be insane. OH my God! he met someone with multiple personality disorder! thats so rare! oh my god! (I just started studying psychology, so like all others, i think i know everything about these things)<br /><br />Chicken: LOL. does this guy actually think that the kid turned into a chicken? its SO obvious that the kid was grateful to him for all his help and had to leave. but left a chicken for him as a token of his gratitude.<br /><br />police station: he's not really gonna tell them the kid turned into a chicken is he? they'll think he's crazy!<br /><br />Tom Hanks: wait, what? Ohhhh.. haha he was just kidding!<br />LOL<br /><br />Everything after: rolling on the floor with mirth. laughing and clutching my stomach.<br /><br />Not only does this comment prove just how gullible I am, but it also proves just how much I really don't wanna go study right now.Vice Versahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190680512798307569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-33391281451480154172011-05-01T19:28:11.405-07:002011-05-01T19:28:11.405-07:00I'm quite envious of your imagination.I'm quite envious of your imagination.Gabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16851473332890162778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-43983981733176913492011-05-01T18:10:43.624-07:002011-05-01T18:10:43.624-07:00Man, do you know how to spin them.
Tom Hanks, Tom...Man, do you know how to spin them.<br /><br />Tom Hanks, Tom Shmanks. <br /><br />Wait, I recind that statement. I'm actually really jealous of your acid trips.Bookish.Spazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04387281388903485299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-10717155792882735322011-05-01T11:52:17.205-07:002011-05-01T11:52:17.205-07:00Did Tom Hanks tousle your hair? Did little sparkle...Did Tom Hanks tousle your hair? Did little sparkles fly up when he did??<br /><br />I honestly thought this story was completely legit up until the point at which the little kid started talking to his separate personalities. I was freaked out you were in that situation...<br /><br />So, how will you rule over the Universe if you still live on Earth?Boydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17628627487963908203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-66794671140218995472011-05-01T04:54:43.914-07:002011-05-01T04:54:43.914-07:00Hahah, same here, I was like ooooh how nice for hi...Hahah, same here, I was like ooooh how nice for him and then BOOM a kid turns into a chicken! <br />"do you like outer space?"<br />"do I!"<br />Brilliant. xoTeganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04189730805419477672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3105521829731372740.post-23190445357996670222011-05-01T00:55:14.678-07:002011-05-01T00:55:14.678-07:00so for a while there I thought it was legit. i was...so for a while there I thought it was legit. i was thinking, "good for you meeting a girl in the bookstore" but as soon as it got to the asking the boy if he wanted a ride I knew it was just your usual sarcastic and awesome posts.<br />good story though. I'd love to meet Tom Hanks!Victoriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11381664126273937286noreply@blogger.com